Pater Familias … because I'm your FATHER!

Better than a burly brother-in-law. Brilliant slick sliders, with fabric covers to be kind to hardwood, make re-arranging heavy stuff a one-player indoor sport. Magumbo slow-mo floor hockey, or something. Don’t even need to unload bookcases. Just get a nylon puck under each corner and make the big mother glide. Really good deal with four-packs less than $10, in-store or online, from Home Depot.