Pater Familias … because I'm your FATHER!

Be a lumberjack and be okay, ecoweenie-wise. Little dude (8-inch bar) cuts better than you’d think, with no emissions ‘cause it’s powered by 18-volt rechargeable batt pack compatible with other B&D cordless tools. Quiet, too. Only thing loud is the screaming orange color. Still jonesing for real deal — snarly gas engine, fumes, risk of self-maiming — but this is all the chainsaw Pater needs for yard trim. You too, probably.

Details, demo at B&D. Buy for about $88.