Pater Familias … because I'm your FATHER!

Maybe she brings home the bacon, but you, Dad, can zap it to perfection. Clever gizmo has Ts on which you drape bacon strips, then cover with paper towel and microwave to how you want it. Results are un-greasy (for bacon) 'cause it cooks hanging free, dripping into pan that catches the grease. No sign of melting, which killed similar cookers here.  $13 and worth it. Buy online.