Pater Familias … because I'm your FATHER!

You, Vehiculowner, defeat Frozen Precipmonster with winter supertool for cleaning off car/van/truck. Steel handle telescopes to 60-inch reach, with broom head that rests flat along handle for storage and snaps into place for action. Broom head also has squeegee, and there's a killer ice buster/scraper at far end. Foam gripper-sleeves on handle give hand-holds and leverage where you need.  Practical, but with great action hero vibe. Gotta love designers who put fun into stuff for doing really annoying tasks. Got mine for about $12 at closest Costco. Slightly smaller version, for more, at Amazon.com.