Pater Familias … because I'm your FATHER!

Instant Starbucks! Pretty much a dead ringer for S-joe bought in person. Price point, in the just-add-hot-water niche, is crazy – $3 for three one-cup jolts, $10 for a dozen. But crazy-good and crazy-$$ have made us slaves of the Seattle Caffeine Empire. Radically dark Italian roast, mellower Colombian. Get all webby and interactive about VIA™. Buy in stores or online.